my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”
what if u accidently hear “hey man cool sucks*
i run out of the room in tears. then next time i see them they say “hey arent you the guy who stormed out of the last party crying?”. either way its a great icebreaker
vvitch-mist asked: Fuck this dude who told me kids aren't innocent because they lie and lying is a sin. There is a HUGE difference between a 3 or 4 year old lying and a 35 year old lying. So if a kid lies and then dies do they go to hell? Acting like kids understand the ramifications of lying.
This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!
Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.
